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Overheard in an IHOP Late Wednesday
08.10.05 (11:19 pm)   [edit]
A Disturbing Conversation My Ear Stole from Two Girls While I Was Very Decently Trying My Best to Mind My Own Gosh-Darned Business:

- The freakiest thing happened last weekend.
- What?
- I walked in on my dad in the bathroom
- *gasp* No shit, shut up!!!
- Oh my god yes...
- And... ?
- It was so freaky.
- Was there like a huge empty span of silence?
- Oh yeah...
- Was there an overwhelming sensation of awkwardness?
- Oh yeah... he is hung like horse
- *silence*
- Like a horse. It had to have been maybe at least nine inches. And it wasn't even hard yet. Like a baby's arm holding a small red ball.
- *silence*
- Dude, say something...
- Aren't you even slightly disturbed?
- Dude... it's my dad. Okay... maybe if he wasn't my dad I'd totally do him, but... he's my dad... yeah...
- *silence*
- Oh come on... he's hot... for an older man...
- *silence*
- Dude... you know you'd do him too... if you had the chance... and if I had no way of finding out... if you ever come on to my dad I'll kick your ass hard and leave a shoe in it.
- Oh please...
- *silence*
- I'd never... honest.
- *silence*
- Hey... your brother's not seeing anyone though, right?


 


posted by: walkingshade (reply)
post date: 08.10.05 (11:33 pm)

That's Classic! You couldn't script it better.



posted by: DayTripper7 (reply)
post date: 08.10.05 (11:33 pm)

You're correct, that is once incredibly disturbing conversation.

Who in their right mind would tell their friend about the thought of do-ing her dad crossing her mind? I'd probably keep that creepy shit to myself...

Who in their mind would stay in the room long enough to estimate the size of their father's penis?

HER OWN FATHER?

9 inches though? Hm...

I'm sorry you had to hear that. Sadly, I think I've heard worse conversations at resturants at 2AM though. It was an hour of listening to a 22..23..24 (maybe) year old woman discussing IN DETAIL... the sex with her boyfried, with her friend and her friends boyfriend.

I love a little stranger oversharing from time to time, but it get's to be a bit much when I know the color of some guy's pubic hair, and how his face looks when he has an orgasm... without even metting him.



posted by: dahar (reply)
post date: 08.10.05 (11:34 pm)

Reply to: walkingshade
Thanks dude!



posted by: dahar (reply)
post date: 08.10.05 (11:36 pm)

Reply to: DayTripper7
Hey... 7.5 inches ain't too bad right?

*sulk*

search altavista for penis enlargement... heh



posted by: DayTripper7 (reply)
post date: 08.10.05 (11:56 pm)

Reply to: dahar

Ah, 7.5 is not bad, to my standards... the guy whom I.. yeah... was probably.. 6.5 or 7 which was lovely... between in being painful, and while it lasted.

Atleast you can stay hard for more than a minute at a time, right?



posted by: dahar (reply)
post date: 08.11.05 (12:47 am)

Reply to: DayTripper7
That question strikes me as being funny since a minute is a joke.




posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 08.11.05 (1:23 am)

you fucking spaz!!! stop listening in on other peoples talking. whatr ya? a fucking moran?



posted by: GOD (reply)
post date: 08.11.05 (1:26 am)

you're a pieec of crapp. fucking doochbag.



posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 08.11.05 (5:32 pm)

umm...LOL wow!!



posted by: dahar (reply)
post date: 08.11.05 (5:33 pm)

Reply to: CrimsonBlood
wow's kinda vague...



posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 08.11.05 (5:35 pm)

Reply to: dahar
well when thats all you can say LOL well, umm...yea LOL



posted by: DayTripper7 (reply)
post date: 08.11.05 (9:05 pm)

Reply to: dahar

No joke. A minute. Maybe two.

Where are you?

WHERE ARE YOU?



posted by: dahar (reply)
post date: 08.11.05 (10:35 pm)

Reply to: DayTripper7
Were you BOTH virgins?

I remember my first time lasted a little less than an hour. I slowly started to learn how to control it and make it last longer.



posted by: Kupov (reply)
post date: 08.12.05 (10:19 pm)

Reply to: dahar
well six inches is average so your fine



posted by: DayTripper7 (reply)
post date: 08.12.05 (10:53 pm)

Reply to: dahar

No, He'd had sex before. I think...? Well, he lied if he hadn't, because he told me he had.

He seems like the kind of guy who has sex on a regular basis... but I don't know?

Well, we were together for 3 hours. But the sex was only like.. 2 minutes. :| Very sad experience. I wished it was longer, sure... in the beginning I wanted it to be over as soon as possible... but towards the end it got to be feeling good.. and then it was fucking over. RIP OFF.

I am eager to have sex again though. I need to train him to do what's good... and like.. try to break him of his bad shit that he does.

I should do it.



posted by: misskendy (reply)
post date: 08.21.05 (8:16 pm)

hmmmm that is just wrong on so many levels.....

Hey baby did you miss me???
~muah~

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